Alright workout warriors, riddle me this: Why are stationary bikes not friends with gravity?
Hear me out. We’ve all embraced the stationary bike’s evil twin, the treadmill, which lies flat and behaves nicely on our floors. But stationary bikes? Oh no, they believe floors should come with a tile floor sunroof feature so they can just randomly topple over and trap your leg like a misunderstood bear trap. Or maybe they’re just trying to reenact an action movie where they’re the hero that’s “falling” for you.
Has anyone else faced the wrath of the wobbly bike or am I just gathering intel for a conspiracy theory? Is it possible that maybe, just maybe, the folks making exercise bikes have gone rogue and are designing them to secretly test all our balancing skills for some weird reality show experiment?
Let’s open up this Pandora’s box and face the pedal-pushing beast together. How are you all safeguarding your floors-and legs-from these rebellious stationary monstrosities? Share your secrets, your bike forts, or your expert-level repair skills. Help me stabilize this “relationship” before it becomes a literal train wreck.