Alright, let’s talk about the Soozier Vibration Machine—a.k.a. the “just stand there and hope for abs” method. Has anyone here actually used one for more than posting “unboxing” stories to make their living room look like a cut-rate Bond villain lair?
Seriously, does this thing do anything besides shake my will to live (and the remote off the coffee table)? Did your pets get traumatized? Did you accidentally find a portal to the 1980s Jane Fonda universe? Or does it secretly grant you the legs of a Greek statue with just 10 minutes a day and a gallon of skepticism?
Looking for real stories, wild exaggerations, or at least a good laugh. Bonus points if your cat claimed it and now refuses to give it back.