So apparently I finally decided to turn my spare bedroom into a home gym—yes, that one room that used to serve as a storage area for dusty yoga mats and half-dead plants. Now, I’m wondering: What equipment should I invest in if I want a setup that screams “I’m a fitness guru” while not bankrupting me? Is there any magical combo of machines that won’t require me to host a fundraiser each month, or is half the advice just “do push-ups on your regrets”? And please, extra points if someone can explain how to hide the fact that my “weights” are mostly just overpriced resistance bands and the occasional dumbbell I scavenged from a garage sale. Any recommendations, or should I just invest in a mirror to keep admiring my new, oh-so-impressive setup?